Male Joke(9)

　　A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn‘t have to worry about a will. He said，“...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
双语笑话 a photo of my wife

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then or...
2018-11-25 英语笑话
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇10：个人理财(双语阅读)

第一部份新鲜生活Unit10 Personal Finance 个人理财英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇10：个人理财(双语阅读)A silvedess mon goes fast ihrough t...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事47：我能不能借借你的女儿？

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事Can I borrow your daughter？我能不能借借你的女儿？ A woman took her five-year-old daughter shopping with h...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
英语幽默精读【86】Respones

　　Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jel...
2019-01-07 英语笑话
这个CD唱机能够播放CD碟

While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
英语幽默小故事带翻译：Experience 经验（中英双语）

7.Experience7.经验The manager of a fast-food franchise was approached by a teenager looking for a job. "Have you had any experience with fast food?"the manager asked....
2018-11-01 英语笑话
浪费时间节约粮食-英汉英汉双语笑话

waste or save浪费还是节约father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？jack: yes, dad. b...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
我可以牵你的手吗？

Boy: May I hold your hand? Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes,a...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
英汉双语笑话82

1. Response Ability An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the m...
2018-11-21 英语笑话