Car Troubles
WIFE： “There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND： “Water in the carburetor？ That's ridiculous.”
WIFE： “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
HUSBAND： “You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car？”
WIFE： “In the pool.”
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