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生动有趣的地方色彩:解读美国50州座右铭 六

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  ohio: at least we're not michigan

  俄亥俄州:最起码我们不是密歇根州。

  oklahoma: like the play, only no singing

  俄克拉荷马州:和演出很相似,只是没有歌声!

  oregon: spotted owl…… it's what's for dinner

  俄勒冈州:斑点猫头鹰……它就是我们的晚饭。

  pennsylvania: cook with coal

  宾夕法尼亚州:烹饪要用煤做燃料。

  rhode island: we're not really an island

  罗得岛州:我们真得不是一个岛屿!

  south carolina: remember the civil war? we didn't actually surrender

  南卡罗来纳州:还记得南北战争吗?事实上我们并没有投降!

  south dakota: closer than north dakota

  南达科他州:比北达科他州要近一些。

  tennessee: the educashun state

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