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A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married.

一个害羞的男人深深地爱上了一个女人,但是由于他太害羞了,多年来一直没有向她求婚,两个人也都没有和别人结婚。

Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

当然了,在过去的六年中他们每周都约会一次。他没有勇气求婚,也没有勇气请求同居。

But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."

但是有一天,他突然鼓足勇气决定向她求婚。于是他给她打电话说:“六月了。”

"Yes, this is June."

“嗯,六月了”

"Will you marry me?"

“那你想嫁给我么?”

"Of course I will! Who's this?"

“我当然想了!可你能告诉我你是谁么?”

Note:

六月新娘(June bride)一词是由june的语源juno演变而来,传说中Juno是婚姻女神,负责掌管女性,母性及婚姻;因此在西洋的习俗,六月是最适合结婚的季节,西方的谚语:Marry in June-Good to the man and happy to the maid意思就是在六月的新人将会是新郎幸福,新娘快乐的。

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