趣味英语：经典的搞笑英语方程式
1. smart man + smart woman = romance
聪明男人 + 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情
2. smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
聪明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情
3. dumb man + smart woman = affair
愚蠢男人 + 聪明女人 = 离婚
4. dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
愚蠢男人 + 笨女人 = 结婚
5. smart boss + smart employee = profit
聪明老板 + 聪明员工 = 效益
6. smart boss + dumb employee = production
聪明老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 剩余价值
7. dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
愚蠢老板 + 聪明员工 = 加薪
8. dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
愚蠢老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 存货
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