外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹160：魔镜(中英)
One late night, a blonde was traveling when she passed a hotel and decided to stop for the night. When she entered the hotel，she rented a room for the night and on her way up, she heard some ladies talking in the hall about a secret mirror in the girl’s washroom on the bottom floor.
一天深夜，一个旅途中的金发女郎路过一个宾馆，她决定在那里停下来住一夜。她走进宾馆租了一间房准备住一个晚上。当她上楼的时候，她听到大厅里一些女人正在谈论一楼女卫生间里有关神秘镜的事情。
The blonde became so curious that she had to check it out. So, that night the blonde went to the girls' washroom on the bottom floor. When she got there she saw a line in front of a mirror in which she joined.
这个金发女郎对这个非常好奇，就决定去看一看。那天深夜，她来到了一楼的女卫生间。当她到了那里时，看见在镜子前面有一群人在排队，她就加人了进去。
Now the rule with this magic mirror was that she who told the truth in this mirror would be granted any wish she desired, but she who told a lie in this mirror would be sucked up into the mirror and never seen again.
站在镜子前面的人必须讲实话，那样的话，魔镜就可以实现讲话人的一个愿望。但是，如果在镜子前面不讲实话，就会被镜子吸进去再也出不来。
So the blonde watched, the first lady looked in the mirror and said，"I think I' m the most beautiful women in the world...” sssssshhhhhhhuuuuuuuupppp, she was sucked into the mirror and never seen again. The next lady in line went up to the mirror and said, "I think I’m the sexiest women in the world. . .” ssssshhhhhhhuuuuuuuupppp, she was sucked into the mirror and never seen again. Next the blonde went up to the mirror with total confidence and said，"I think. . .”ssssssssshhhhhhhhuuuuuuuppppp, she was sucked up into the mirror and never seen again!
就这样金发女郎看着，第一个女人看着镜子说:“我觉得我是世界上最漂亮的女人。”“嘶嘶嘶僻僻僻……”她被镜子吸了进去再也没出来。第二个女人走到镜子前面说:“我觉得我是世界上最性感的女人。”“嘶嘶嘶僻僻僻......”她也被镜子吸进去再没出来。接着那个金发女郎满怀信心地走到镜子前面说:“我觉得……”“嘶嘶嘶僻僻僻……”她也被魔镜吸了进去再没出来!
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