英汉双语笑话：Deduction 福尔摩斯的推理和华森的推理
sherlock holmes and watson were out camping one night.
歇洛克·福尔摩斯和华森有天夜里去露营。
after pitching the tent and rolling out the sleeping bags, they decide to turn in.
搭起帐篷铺好睡袋后，他们决定睡觉。
in the middle of the night, holmes violently shakes watson awake.
半夜，福尔摩斯用力将华森晃醒。
"watson," he says, "look at the sky and tell me what you see."
“华森，”他说，“看看天空，告诉我你看到什么”。
"i see the stars." replies watson.
“我看到星星。”华森回答。
"yes, and what does that tell you?"
“对，这个告诉你什么？”
watson takes a big breath: "astronomically speaking, it means that we are insignificant among the spectrum of the universe, psychologically speaking that we are only creating a dent in the infinite mystery of life, and theologically speaking that god rules all things. how about you, sir?"
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