英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇先锋运动3：偷伽(双语阅读)

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unit 3 yoga 偷伽

英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇3：偷伽(双语阅读)

the first wealth is health.
健康是最大的财富。

(a man walked into a doctor's examining room一个人走进一家诊所。)

a:put out your tongue.
伸出你的舌头。

b:ok.
好的。

(then he put out his tongue and the doctor looked at it quickly.
于是他伸出舌头，医生很快地看了一下。)

a:you can put your tongue back now. it's clear what's wrong with you.you need more exercise.
好吧，把舌头伸回去吧，你的病因很明显，你需要更多的运动。

b:but，doctor, i don't think...
但是，医生，我不认为……。

a:don't tell me what you think，i am the doctor，not you，i know what you need.i see hundreds of people like you.none of them get any exercis e.they sit in offices all day and in front of the television in the evening.what you need is to walk quickly for at least twenty mi-nutes a day.
不要告诉我你认为怎么样，我是医生，不是你。我知道你需要什么。我看过数以百计像你这样的病人。他们没有一个人锻炼过。他们整天坐在办公室里，晚上就坐在电视机前。你所需要的就是每天至少快跑20分钟。

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