男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列9）
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望你们也会喜欢。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。
#1 BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
第一条：啤酒对于我们就像手提包对于你们一样，都是令人兴奋的。
#1 I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
第一条：我们的体形很好， "圆"是一种体形。
#1 Thank you for reading this; Yes. I know. I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that. It's like camping.
第一条：谢谢你们阅读此规则。是的，我们知道今晚我们得睡沙发，但是你们知道我们真的不在乎这个。睡沙发犹如露营。
（源自《看幽默故事学英语》 通讯员厦门大学魏红心供稿 英语点津陈蓓编辑）
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