赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(12)：我的牙齿好痛喔！(双语)
Unit 12 Now That Hurts! 我的牙齿好痛喔！
The world’s cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed.
一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。
“Well, sir,” said the dentist, “I’m afraid you’ve waited too long to get these teeth attended to. They’ll all have to come out.”
“先生，”牙医说道“，恐怕你拖得太久了，这些牙齿都要拔掉才行。”
“How much will that cost?” inquired the skinflint.
“那得花多少钱？”小气鬼问医生。
“A thousand dollars.”
“一千块美金。”
“Here’s a hundred,” said the tightwad. “Just loosen them up a bit.”
“这里是一百块，”吝啬鬼说“。只要稍微把它们松动一点就好了！”
英语知识点解说：
1.cheap a. 便宜的（东西 ）；吝啬的（人 ，等于 stingy）
stingy a. 小气的
miser n. 一毛不拔的人，吝啬鬼
例：He's so cheap he's been using the same razor blade for three years.
（他是那么的吝啬，因此他使用那片刮胡刀片已经三年了。）
2.dentist n. 牙医
2.fix vt. 修理；使稳固；专注
fix one's mind on sth 专注于某事
fix one's eyes on sb/sth 凝视某人／某物
例：Fix your mind on the endless possibilities.
（请专注地想想将来无穷的发展机会。）
He fixed his eyes on the girl and wouldn't let go.
（他两眼紧盯着这个女孩不放。）
4.attend vt. 出席 & vt. 照料；注意（均与 to 并用）
attend to... 注意／照料…
=pay attention to... 注意／照料……
例：Attend to your lessons, Jimmy.
（去做你的功课吧，吉米。）
5.get 或 have) sth + p.p. 把某物、某事（被）处理
例：You ought to have your head examined.
（你应该去检查一下你的脑袋。）
Just get it done, will ya?
（把这件事做完，好不好？）
6.skinflint n. 吝啬鬼
=miser
7.tightwad n. 守财奴
=miser
8.loosen vt. & vi. 松开；解开
例：Why don't you loosen your tie? Relax and have a drink.
（为什么不把你的领带松开呢 ？放轻松点，喝杯饮料。）
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/7110.html
相关文章
-
赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之可以说给妈妈听的笑话(16)：学习共同分享(双语)
Unit 16 Learning to Share 学习共同分享Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister. 强尼把块派一分为二，把大的留给自...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
妈妈上帝是男人还是女人？
I know who god is! A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?" The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman." The son is confused, so...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
Clinton Joke (6)
At a meeting for peace negotiations Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussein were in Baghdad and when bill sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddam with three buttons on the arm of his chair....
2018-12-28 英语笑话 -
不老练的店员--双语幽默笑话
a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。"so would i," said the t...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
趣味幽默双语笑话 临死之时
临死之时Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell you my greatest secret...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹150：县议员(中英)
An old couple was sitting down and the wife decided to strike up a conversation. She asked her husband, "Have you ever cheated on me? It is all over, so just tell me.”一对老夫妻坐在一起时，妻...
2018-11-01 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：You naughty man 你这淘气的男人（双语）
Are you aware that your skin has difficulty breathing, when you wear such a tight dress?当你穿这么紧的衣服时，你有没有意识到你的皮肤呼吸困难,吗?So you're suggesting I just get out of my clothes...
2018-11-06 英语笑话
