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70、80、90后对于20件事不同看法

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1. 对于结婚

70后:When they mean to marry, they want to marry with a virgin.

80后:As long as we have true love, we do not mind whether she is a virgin or not.

90后:Does marriage need feeling? Do we need marriage?

2. 对于男友

70后:They consort with a man of figure.

80后:We consort with kindred spirit.

90后:我们结交满身纹身的帅哥!

3. 对于女服务员

70后:They treat waitress badly or molest waitress in word.

80后:We talk with waitress only when we order dishes and square accounts.

90后:Never talk with waitress,只会背后讨论她的衣服很土……

4. 对于陌生人

70后:When they stay with strangers, they are used to making conversation with others.

80后:Generally, We don't rap to strangers, don't you feel tired when making conversation?

90后:你谁阿,穿这么土,死开~帅哥,交个朋友好嘛?~

5. 对于聊天

70后:Their topics are limited to work and share.

80后:We have more topics,有英超、魔兽……

90后:QQ等级,QQ秀……

6. 对于工作

70后:Ergasiomania(工作狂)基本上都是70后的.

80后:Refuse to work overtime!

90后:Refuse to work!

7. 对于笔记本

70后:If they have notebook PC,they like using it in public.

80后:We don't bring notebook with us, because it is so heavy.

90后:只要苹果笔记本,what's more, not only one...

8. 对于领导

70后:Whenever they meet leaders who have no seat, they will stand up.

80后:We advocate superior and subordinate equality.

90后:天上地下,唯我独尊!

9. 对于老板

70后:They like sitting beside their boss when having dinner.

80后:To feel free, we'd better not sit beside boss.

90后:I'm boss.

10. 对于衣服

70后:喜欢穿七匹狼或者猛龙牌子的衣服.

80后:喜欢OLOMO之类的.

90后:Mendicant clothes,越花越好,越破越好……一个洞fashion,两个洞tide,三个洞personality......

11. 对于K歌

70后:唱k的时候只会乱吼——例如2002年的第一场雪,然后就拼命拉着人喝酒.

80后:Mic is ours.

90后:We can not only sing, but also dance!

12. 对于周末

70后:They ask client to dinner on weekend.

80后:We play football with friends on weekend.

90后:Every day is weekend!We do whatever we want do.

13. 对于假期

70后:五一、国庆去旅游,然后会在各个景点门口拍下很多V字手势的照片.

80后:We sleep in home during our holiday, or go singing with friends. We take a picture for view only when traveling.

90后:Every day is holiday....It has nothing to do with canceling May 1st holiday...

14. 对于喝酒

70后:When they drink, they like cheers.

80后:我们能喝多少喝多少,喝不下了,就找人吹瓶!

90后:我不是随便喝酒的人,我随便喝起酒来不是人~

15. 对于饮料

70后:They like drinking Red Wine, usually Great Wall Red Wine.

80后:We either do not drink, or drink beer.

90后:Korean fruit juice, Japanese soda...

16 对于拖鞋

70后:When enter their house, you need to take shoes off.

80后:You don't need to take shoes off when you enter our house.

90后:We don't take shoes off even though we go to bed for sleep!

17. 对于外来事物

70后:他们觉得每个Japanese、American、Taiwanese都想攻打中国.

80后:我们喜欢日本的soap drama、台湾的variety show、美国的大片.

90后:I want to go to Japan,因为我是日系MM……

18 对于战争

70后:他们希望中国用nuclear warhead把上面三个国家(地区)都灭了.

80后:We wish peace.

90后:I have nothing to do with it!打仗衣服会降价吗?那就打呗~~

19 对于财务状况

70后:They have bank deposit. 存款一族

80后:We are indebted. 负债一族

90后:I have guv! 啃老一族

20. 对于住房位置

70后:把房子买在远郊,然后每天早上花一个多小时乘车去上班.

80后:In order to sleep a little longer in the morning, we like renting house near company, riding or walking to work every day.

90后:As long as BF likes, anywhere is OK.

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