趣味英语：向老外借钱发音不准所闹的的笑话
上午10点，coffee break. 由于早上没吃早饭，肚子有点饿。来到lunch room, 便想从 售货机里买包 peanut butter cracker (0.5美元)充饥。掏出钱包一看，钱包里只有一个quarter (老婆真够可以的)，心想，这下惨了, 又不能刷卡。
看到同一办公室的老美同事stephen (65岁左右）正坐在那里喝咖啡，于是便冲他喊道 ：“stephen, do you have a dollar?”
stephen: i have three.
me: one is enough.
stephen: too late.
me : ??? (too late? 他花了？还是他不愿意借？老美真够小气的，一块钱都不愿意借)。
没办法，只好又到另一个办公室找一中国人借了一块钱。
回到售货机旁，刚想把钱塞进去，stephen 走了过来：“oh, i thought you were asking for my daughter”.
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