Looking back on photos
The children had all been photographed， and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say， 'There's Jennifer； she's a lawyer，' or 'That's Michael， he's a doctor.'”
A small voice from the back of the room rang out， “And there's the teacher； she's still old， nasty， and wrinkled”
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