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  Humour1

  Teacher: What's your favourite food?

  Sam:Hamburgers.

  Teacher: Well, please spell it.

  Sam: Oh, I change my mind. My favourite food is cake.

  Humour2

  Mum: Billy, what are your doing?

  Billy: I'm feeding the monkeys. I'm giving them half of my peanuts.

  Mum: That's nice.

  Billy: Yes, I'm giving them the shells.

  妈妈:比利,你在干吗?

  比利:我在喂猴子,我把花生的一半给了它们,

  妈妈:你真乖。

  比利:那当然,我在给它们吃花生皮。

  Humour3

  Customer: There is a dead fly in my soup.

  Waiter: What do you want us to do――have a funeral?

  顾客:我的汤里有一只死苍蝇。

  服务员:你需要我们做什么――举行一个葬礼吗?

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