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• English Jokes -Who Is Stupid?

  A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds...

  2019-03-18 英语笑话

• 水的分子式是什么？

  Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O! 老师：水的分子式是什么？ 花...

  2018-11-29 英语笑话

• 英语小笑话 - New Borns

  A woman is in the hospital and just had twins, a boy and a girl. But no one is there with her except her brother. The nurse comes into the room after the delivery a...

  2019-03-20 英语笑话

• 一切发生得都太快了。

  When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. 　　一个蜗牛过马路，...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 妙趣横生的英语幽默 What is your offense 你做了什么坏事

  What is your offense 你做了什么坏事It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦...

  2018-11-29 英语笑话

• 加菲猫经典语录

  Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your gi...

  2019-01-20 英语笑话

• Joke 21

  　　One day a big ship hit a smaller ship while they were both gong from England to America. The smaller ship was badly damaged， and had to be taken back to England， where a judge had to decide who...

  2018-12-28 英语笑话

• 我们什么也没留下

  　　We Left Nothing　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door： “NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.”　　When she got back that nigh...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• 肯尼迪有个伟大的妈妈

  “I hope my grandchildren will have the strength to bear the inevitable difficulties and disappointments and grieves of life.Bear them with dignity and without self-pi...

  2018-11-30 英语笑话

• Anything you want......

  　　One day a rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a li...

  2018-12-08 英语笑话