一个瞌睡学生和老师的搞笑对话
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。
Teacher： Peter！Tell us， what's the biggest in the world？
老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？
Peter： Well， well……eyelids……
彼得： 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher： What？Eyelids？
老师：什么？眼皮？
Peter： Yes， sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes， the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。
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