死后重生Life After Death

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　　“Do you believe in life after death？”the boss asked one of his employees.

　　“Yes， Sir.”the new recruit replied.

　　“Well，then，that makes everything just fine，”the boss went on.“After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral，she stopped in to see you.

　　中文翻译：

　　“你相信人死后仍有生命吗？”老板问他的一个员工。

　　“是的，先生。”这个新员工回答说。

　　“哦，那么，这样说来一切就很正常了，” 老板继续说，“在你今早离开，去参加你奶奶的葬礼，她来看你了。”

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