我没有蛀牙
No Cavities
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit，“Hey mom，the dentist says I have no cavities. ”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised，“It's impossible ――you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed！
Then the boy opened his mouth ――he had not a tooth left！
英文笑话：我没有蛀牙
小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”
妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能――你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”
这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴――他的牙全被拔光了。?
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