Elderly Joke(53)
A woman went to her dentist to have her dentures adjusted for the fifth time. She said they still didn‘t fit.“Well，”said the dentist“I’ll do it again this time，but no more. There‘s no reason why these shouldn’t fit your mouth easily.”
“Who said anything about my mouth？”he woman answered.“They don‘t fit in the glass！”
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