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  Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

  A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.

  Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?

  A: Their personality.

  Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?

  A: King Kong is more sensitive.

  Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?

  A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

  The best recording of the Haydn Trumpet Concerto is Music Minus One.

  Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

  A: "Hi. I'm better than you."

  Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?

  A: The doorbell shrieks!

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