爆笑英语幽默笑话精54:In Six Months六个月之后（英汉双语笑话）
54.In Six Months
54.六个月之后
A school leaver was being interviewed for a job as an office boy.
一个中途辍学的孩子想当办公室勤务员，正在接受面试。
"You will get five pounds a week to start off with,”said the boss，"And then after six months you will get ten pounds a week.”
“刚开始每周只给你五英镑，”老板说，“半年以后每周增加到十英镑。”
"Right，"said the lad.“I will come back in six months.”
“好，”那男孩说，“那么我六个月以后再来上班。”
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