趣味英语：如此幽默搞笑的话
i used to eat a lot of natural foods until i learned that most people die of natural causes。
自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。
garden rule: when weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing aweed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. if it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant。
园艺定律：区分益草和害草的办法是，拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉，就证明它是益草。
the easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。
如果放在家里的东西找不回来，最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。
how is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火，而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴，真纳闷。
why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
胶水为啥就不会粘在胶水瓶里面啊？
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