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中国各大银行英文简称搞笑版

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中国各大银行简称——搞笑版

1.中国建设银行——cbc(constructionbankofchina)——“存不存?”

2.中国农业银行——abc(agriculturebankofchina)——“啊,不存。”

2.中国银行——boc(bankofchina)——“不,我存!”

4.中国工商银行——icbc——“爱存不存。”

5.民生银行——cmsb——“存吗?傻比”

6.招商银行——cmbc——“存吗??白痴!”

7.兴业银行——cib——“存一百”

8.国家开发银行——cdb——存点吧!

9.北京市商业银行——bccb——“白存存不?”

10.汇丰银行——hsbc——“还是不存。”

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