趣味英语：毒舌话男人，男人的真相

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好男人不帅。帅男人不好。又帅又好的男人是同性恋；又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了……听香港四大才子之一蔡澜先生为你一一道出男人的真相……

the nice men are ugly.

好男人不帅。

the handsome men are not nice.

帅男人不好。

the handsome and nice men are gay.

又帅又好的男人是同性恋。

the handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。

men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。

the men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。

the handsome men without money are after our money.

而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。

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