圣诞节英语小笑话：A Christmas Gift 圣诞礼物（双语）
A Christmas Gift 圣诞礼物
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
圣诞节来了，一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的钻石戒子。
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后，说到：“她不是想要辆四驱车吗”。
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
先生答：“是啊，（可以买到假钻石），可去哪里能买一辆假吉普车呢？”
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