你认识她比我久
Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.
"You ask her," said Paul, age ten.
"No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."
俩小男孩想跟妈妈求件事儿。
“你去求她吧。”十岁的保尔说。
“别介呀，”九岁的罗依说，“还是你求她吧，你认识她比我久。”
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