Halloween Funnies I Why do mummies make excellent spies？ They're good at keeping things under wraps. Why don‘t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry？ They‘re afraid of...
Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they happened to look throu...
Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him."The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If t...
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about thei...
An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?" The reply was "Washington DC" On being asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupils all answered： "Dot com!...
Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window， a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied， she backed away and tried again. After five attempts...
98. Solution to problems98.解决难题Some friends and I stopped at an ice-cream parlor.where I asked for my favorite，a hot-fudge sundae with chocolate ice cream. But whe...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can p...
Holidays around the precinct are always lively，especially in the 911 areas. One particular night，a drunk calls in，and the following communication began： “911，what is your emergency？” “Osife...
