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  Holidays around the precinct are always lively,especially in the 911 areas. One particular night,a drunk calls in,and the following communication began:

  “911,what is your emergency?”

  “Osifer,I‘ve been robbed!”

  “Can you be more specific sir?”

  “Osifer,someone stole my steering wheel,my gas pedal and my brake pedal.”

  “Could you please repeat that sir?”By now there‘s a crowd gathering around the dispatcher’s chair.“Yes,shur. Someone stole my gas pedal,my brake pedal and my steering wheel.”

  “Sir,what is your location?”

  “I‘m in my car.”

  “Sir,could you explain to me exactly where your car is located?”

  “Yes,shur. I‘m on Baker Street. Uh,488 Baker!”

  “Alright,sir,we‘ll send officers out to investigate it. Try to stay calm.”

  The phone call ends at this point but not five minutes later another call comes in.“911,what is your emergency?”

  “Osifer?”

  “Yes,what is your emergency please?”

  “Osifer,this is me again. I just found my steering wheel,my gas pedal and my brake pedal.”

  “Okay,sir. Are you still needing assistance?”

  “No,shur,I was just in the back seat.”

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