轻松购买录像机的妙招--双语幽默笑话
amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。
i’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.
恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。
but on the following day in came amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。
how on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.
你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西？妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。
easy, mum. replied amos, i sold the television!
妈妈，这简单， 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了！
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