不相关的比较--双语幽默笑话
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geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). so i don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?
杰弗里对爸爸说（爸爸正在看儿子地成绩单）：我在班里没有拿到最高的成绩，那你在单位里拿到最高的薪水了吗？
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