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• English Humor -Bad Language

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• 所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的

  Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.''Don't worry, d...

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• 英汉双语笑话21

  1. Only cash and credit cards 　　　 When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for 　　a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and...

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• 但为什么花了这么长的时间？

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• 英汉双语笑话——Talking clock

  Talking clock 会说话的钟 　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?"...

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• Insults Joke(3)

  　　A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different. Her husband said，“You‘re asking the wrong person，I saw you before you put it on.更多 英语笑话、英语小笑...

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  　　One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.　　When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a...

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• The results of statistics

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• 英语笑话:confession

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