测试听力--双语幽默笑话
on a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
在一个乡村路上，一警察让这个农民靠边停车，说：“先生，你意识到你的妻子在几公里前从车上掉下去了吗？”
to which the farmer replied: "thank god, i thought i had gone deaf!"
农民回答说：“感谢上帝，我还以为我聋了呢！”
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