去动物园

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"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two
tickets: one to get in and one to get out."

“我丈夫长得特别丑，每次他去动物园都不得不买两张票：一张是进动物园
　的，另一张是出动物园的。”
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