音响效果引起的错觉--双语幽默笑话
at the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. he closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.
我在一家电台工作。经理把我叫进他的办公室，让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的音响效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。
after listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（疯狂的） screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的） laughter, pleading and gunshots. when i finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again?
听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求声和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：又要求加薪了？
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/6304.html
相关文章
-
第12期双语笑话加练习题我要让她发疯 I Want Her to go Nuts
Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." ...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
College Joke(1)
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students，so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody ca...
2018-12-28 英语笑话 -
第56期双语笑话加练习题 紧急待机乘客（1）
第56期双语笑话加练习题 紧急待机乘客 0517 While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the sa...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话： Amazon 亚马逊（双语）
Sounds amazing, but unfortunately I can't make it to the wedding. The Amazon is so far away and there's a domestic crisis here...Gerald might lose his job ...听起来令人惊叹,但不幸的是我不能来...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
Classic humour stories(47)
Lucky Mother A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea befor...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
上天注定我们不可分开
N: You have established an incredible chemistry(关系). B: Yes, and we were inseparable(不可分开的)since then. N: You or she? B: What? N: Inseparable. B: Both, it was magic from...
2018-12-08 英语笑话 -
单词Lift、Pet和Compact误解导致最终坐牢--双语幽默笑话
i have heard one sad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign "lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "pet supplies" so he did, this wasn't too bad but th...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
英语双语笑话 Do You Know My Work？
Do You Know My Work？One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来...
2018-11-29 英语笑话 -
Marriage Joke(73)
The court was listening to the testimony of the wife who sought a divorce.“Tell me explicitly，”the judge directed the woman，“what fault you have found with your husband.” The wife was exp...
2019-01-02 英语笑话
