老板对我的帮助--双语幽默笑话
smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic（阁楼） and the garage."
史密斯去找他的老板。“老板，我们家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子让我修阁楼和车库。”
"we're short-handed, smith." the boss replies. "i can't give you the day off."
“可我们很缺人，史密斯。”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。”
"thanks, boss," says smith, "i know i could count on you!"
“谢谢，老板。”史密斯说，“我就知道你会帮我。”
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