恩爱的夫妻--双语幽默笑话
an old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one coca cola and one portion of french fries. the old man sat down and the woman, his wife, sat opposite him, and he began to divide the coca cola into two glasses, half for him and half for his wife.
有一对老夫妇到速食店去，叫了一罐可乐和一份薯条。然后他们面对面坐下来，那位老先生先把可乐分成两杯，一杯给他自己，另一杯给他太太。
he divided all the french fries half-and-half. he gave half to his wife and kept half for himself. then he began to eat and drink,and the woman just drank but didn't eat.
接着他又将薯条分成两份，一份给他太太、一份给自己。然后他开始吃薯条、喝可乐，但是他的太太只是喝可乐，不吃薯条。
there was a young man who was standing next to the table and wondering why the old man had divided everything in half, and he thought that maybe they didn't have any money. he said to the old couple, "okay, i can buy you one more portion; you don't have to share like that."
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