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汤姆在梦中的期待--双语幽默笑话

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before the final examination, tom told his mother, "mom, i had a dream last night that i'd passed today's exam."

在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”

"don't trust dreams, dear. it is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." mother replied.

“不要相信梦,亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

"then i do hope i'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," tom said.

“那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。
 

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