Female Joke(7)
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out，“Don‘t take a step further.”She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again.“Don’t take a step further.”She stops and a car skids past. Then suddenly she hears the voice saying“I am your guardian angel，and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me？”Yes！Shouts the woman，“Just where were you on my wedding day！”
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