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加菲猫喜欢吃花盆里的植物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画

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jon:i told the woman at the flower shop i was tired of you eating my plants.

乔恩:我告诉了花店里的妇女,我厌倦了你吃我的植物。

jon:she said you wouldn't harm this one.

乔恩:他说你不敢伤害这个。

jon:but,i doubt it.

乔恩:但是,我很怀疑。

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