加菲猫称体重-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
scale:come on,take a chance,weigh yourself!i'll be kind!trust me!
天平:过来,把握住机会,称一下你的体重,我会非常友好的,相信我!
scale:boy!are you fat!
天平:孩子,你太胖了!
scale:not to mention gullible,too.
天平:更不用说也是容易上当受骗的。
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