那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事42：你好，丹！
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Hi Dan ！
你好，丹！
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man: "To you my loving wife Rose who stood by me in rough times as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and$1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And to my cousin Dan who hated me argued with me and thought that 1 would never mention him in my will-well you are wrong H Danl"
一位律师正在宣读一个富人的遗嘱：“我亲爱的太太罗丝，不论轰顺境还是逆境，你都在我的身边。我给你留下房子和200万美元我的女儿杰西卡，她在我生病的时候照顾我，维持生意继续运转我把帆船、生意和100万美元留给她。我的表弟丹，你恨我，和我争吵，并且以为我在遗嘱里不会提到你的名字。你错了—你好，丹！”
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