那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事75：婚姻
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Marriage
婚姻
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change！ And she does．
女人嫁给一个男人，希望他能改变，可是他不会：男人娶了一个 女人，希望她永远不变，可她变了。
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