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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事7:还这么迷信

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西o第一个说:¨我听到警报响了,快跳吧!”

The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”
第二个说:¨但是我们在13层啊!"

The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!
第一个朝他大喊道:¨都什么时候了,还这么迷信!¨

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