那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事8：在黑暗中写字

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”
有个孩子问他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中写字吗？

The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to write?”
爸爸回答：当然。你要我写什么?

The boy said, "Your name on this report card,"
男孩说：在这个成绩单上写你的名字。”

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