赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之高尚职业笑话(5)：完美解决之道(双语)
unit 5 the perfect solution 完美解决之道
president shrub was flying over the u.s. with his staff. suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration: “you know, i think i’ll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy.”
史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。忽然间他心中突发奇想“，我想由窗口扔一张五十元美钞下去，让某个人高兴一下。”
“mr. president, why don’t you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy? ” suggested his celebrated secretary of state.
“总统先生，您为什么不丢五张十元的钞票让五个人高兴呢？”著名的国务卿建议道。
vice-president partridge caught on, “golly, mr. president, why don’t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy ?”
副总统派翠基接着说“：啊，总统先生，您为什么不丢五十张一元钞票，好让五十个人高兴呢？”
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