趣味英语：中国空姐与老外的搞笑对话
老外问： What is this?
空姐答： Cake China ( 馒头 )
老外问： What is this?
空姐答： Pizza China ( 馅饼 )
老外问： What is this?
空姐答： Salad China ( 黄瓜 )
这时空姐放了一个屁
老外又问： What is this?
空姐妙答： Air China ( 中国民航 )-------------------------------------------------------------------------
文化差异在任何地方都得到体现
一个台湾人出国，海关要求打开行李检查，发现有七条内裤，奇怪问原因
台湾人回答：" Sunday、Monday、Tuesday ... Saturday "
官员明白是一天一条。
接着来了个法国人，官员要求打开行李检查发现有五条内裤，奇怪问原因
法国人回答：" Monday、Tuesday、Wednesday、Thursday、Friday "
星期六，日如何？ NO WEAR.
官员明白法国人浪漫，星期六 . 日是不穿的。
接着来了个印度人，检查发现有十二条内裤，
官员大惑不解，忙问如何？
印度人慢悠悠回答：" January、February、March、April ....... "
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