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每日一笑:Doctor and Patient (6.20)

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         Doctor and Patient

Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?
Patient: Two of each.
Doctor: And how many legs does it have?
Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?


          医生和病人

医生:一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛?
病人:都是两个。
医生:那么它有几条腿呢?
病人:我说,医生,难道你从来没有见过猫吗?

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