英语幽默小笑话带翻译：How do I get the gum out（双语）
英语小笑话：how do i get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来
distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "i'm meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears?"
当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”
英语单词：
1. distributing 分发；分送；分配，配给：
they distributed political pamphlets in the hall.
他们在大厅里散发政治小册子。
the relief agency will distribute the food among several countries.
救援机构将给几个国家发放食物。
2. stewardess 空中小姐
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