英语幽默小笑话带翻译：Goldfish 金鱼（双语）
英语幽默小笑话：goldfish 金鱼
stan: i won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
fred: where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
stan: in the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
stan: blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！
英语单词讲解：
blindfold vt. (作名词时意思是眼罩)
1. (用布或带)蒙住…的眼睛；蒙住(眼睛)：
the victim was blindfolded.
受害者被蒙住了眼睛。
to blindfold the hostage
蒙住人质的眼睛
2. 妨碍视力；遮住(或挡住)…的视线：
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