圣诞节英语小笑话：Limited Knowledge 圣诞老人知识有限(双语)
外国妈妈都是这样拿圣诞老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的话圣诞老人知道后就不会给你送礼物，你做得所有坏事圣诞老人都知道。不过今天，某个小孩将要醒悟了。
limited knowledge 圣诞老人知识有限
as we were putting out cookies for santa on christmas eve, i accidentally dropped one. "no problem," i said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "you can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "don’t worry. santa will never know." he shot me a look. "so he knows if i’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天，在我们分发饼干时，我一不小心掉了一块到地上。“没关系。”我一边说，一边捡起来，并在放回盘子前掸掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四岁大的孩子争论道。“别担心，圣诞老人不会知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“这就是说他知道我有没有做坏事，而他不知道饼干掉在地上过？”
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